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Once upon a time...

... A young vegetable I mean vegespoon.. I meant to say a young person named Joe entered a restaurant...

Dam cracked Magnus loses to @zacyzhang

@WassimBerbar said in #2:
> ... A young vegetable I mean vegespoon.. I meant to say a young person named Joe entered a restaurant...
As he was vegan, he asked for a salad. But the bald man... I mean the waiter instead gave him a piece of meat

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #4:
> As he was vegan, he asked for a salad. But the bald man... I mean the waiter instead gave him a piece of meat

And furthermore he said "dogs dont know it's not bacon" - which on the surface seems rather insulting, but there was a ....

@Approximation said in #5:
> And furthermore he said "dogs dont know it's not bacon" - which on the surface seems rather insulting, but there was a ....
man named Louis who gave him his order and told him that " I know that dogs know that its bacon and please mind your language."

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #6:
> man named Louis who gave him his order and told him that " I know that dogs know that its bacon and please mind your language."

The waiter then said yeah yeah whatever, just shut up

Then Louis got out a pistol, and screamed “This is a robbery! Hands up!”

@LordSupremeChess said in #8:
> Then Louis got out a pistol, and screamed “This is a robbery! Hands up!”

Then the vegetarian says loudly to Louis, "take back my bacon, please - you can have it." And then throws the plate of it right back at him...

#8:
> Then Louis got out a pistol, and screamed “This is a robbery! Hands up!”
Hands down what a performance.